BULLSHIT
BUNDLE
WHERE QUALITY GOES TO DIE
8 IRONISCHE SELF-HELP PDFs für Procrastinators & Lazy Bastards.
Anti-Hustle Guides • Minimalism Parody • Bullshit Bundles
THE ANTI-HUSTLE MANIFESTO
1. FUCK HUSTLE CULTURE: You don't need to wake up at 4 AM to be successful. Sleep is good. Laziness is underrated.
2. EMBRACE YOUR TRASH: You're not broken. You're not lazy. You're just allergic to bullshit productivity gurus.
3. QUALITY IS OVERRATED: Done is better than perfect. Trash is better than nothing. Ship your garbage.
4. PROCRASTINATION IS A SKILL: Master the art of doing nothing. It's the ultimate power move.
Press any key to continue wasting your life... 🗑️👑
WHAT LAZY BASTARDS SAY
Real reviews from real procrastinators (probably)
"Bought the Procrastinator's Planner. Still haven't opened it. 10/10 would procrastinate again."
@lazybastard247
STOP POSTPONING EVERYTHING
"This ruined my productivity in the best way possible. Now I embrace being a lazy bastard."
@trashking_2024
THE INCOMPETENCE BIBLE
"I bought all 8 PDFs and read exactly zero of them. Money well wasted. 👑🗑️"
@antigrindset
BULLSHIT BUNDLE PART 7
"Finally, a self-help guide that doesn't pretend to fix me. Refreshingly honest garbage."
@procrastination_pro
F*CK YOU FIX
"Threw away all my possessions after reading the Minimalism Guide. Now I live in a dumpster. Thanks!"
@minimalist_trash
THE MINIMALISM GUIDE
"Best €3,50 I've ever wasted. My therapist is confused but I'm thriving in chaos."
@chaotic_neutral
SHIT LIFE CHRONICLES VOL 4
THE TRASH COLLECTION
8 PDFs • €3,50 each • Instant Download
BULLSHIT BUNDLE PART 7
Twice the Garbage, Half the Effort
Relationship advice from someone who texts their ex at 2:47 AM. A realistic guide to monetizing feet that look like expired groceries.
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SHIT LIFE CHRONICLES VOL 4
AI Identity Theft Edition
She stole my identity instead. The true story of trying to build an Instagram influencer using ChatGPT and MidJourney.
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SHIT LIFE CHRONICLES VOL 1+2
Double Rug Bundle
TWO actual federal crimes in PDF form: How I Made $1M in 3 Days... Shipping + The NFT Dragon Egg Disaster.
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F*CK YOU FIX
How to Ghost Your Own Life
The ultimate 3-page guide to disappearing from your responsibilities while technically still being alive.
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THE MINIMALISM GUIDE
Throw Everything Away and Cry
Marie Kondo meets mental breakdown in this brutally honest guide to destroying your life aesthetically.
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THE INCOMPETENCE BIBLE
#1 Guide to Failing Spectacularly
Tired of boring self-help books that actually try to help? The ultimate parody guide for anyone ready to embrace their glorious mess!
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STOP POSTPONING EVERYTHING
Bullshit Bundles Vol. 2
This PDF isn't pretty—it's ugly, honest, and designed to hurt you. Contains three radical tips that will sting so badly you'll get up in a fit of rage.
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BULLSHIT BUNDLES VOL. 1
Parody Self-Help Workbook
A raw, ugly, and effective PDF bundle designed to fix double addictions to scrolling and food delivery. For broke, fat zombies from endless TikTok.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED BULLSHIT
Questions lazy bastards actually ask
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